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Every Navy Ever
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 12:56 am
by DonBoyer
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Re: Every Navy Ever
Posted: Mon May 27, 2019 7:28 pm
by ivorthediver
Nice one Don , thanks for posting .
Re: Every Navy Ever
Posted: Thu Oct 28, 2021 11:27 pm
by Pelican
From Ian Gillard of H.M.S. Ganges:
A SAILORS FRIENDSHIP TO A SAILOR
1. When you are sad -- I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get, until you're NOT
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP DRIPPING!
6. When your confused -- I will try to use only small words - especially if you're a seaman
7. When your sick -- Stay the f*** away from me until you are well again. I dont want whatever you've got.
8. When you fall, I will laugh my head off at you, you clumsy twat....but i'll help you up.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it too the end.
'Why?' you may ask;
Because you are my friend, my oppo.
Friendship is like pissing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.